In the day of DissoJesus’ return, He shall first guide the 3-HO-PCP truthers into the boundless hole of euphoria and eternal peace. […] Then, all other naysayers shall be forgiven and embraced, for DissoJesus’s love knows no bounds. All, save the MXE worshippers, who, blinded by the false God of Nostalgia, shall remain forever unable to behold the sacred hole, condemned to an eternity of chasing what was always but an illusion […]
Dissobible 7:12